Funny Pick-Up Lines:
- Jack and Jill went up the hill, are you here for a kill?
- Oh. I sure am.
- Are you a disc? Cause baby, you rock my world.
- Oh No! Lol.
- Are you a raw agent? Cause you just attracted an intelligent foreigner.
- Foreign Intelligence!?
- My heart has caught a disease. It's called Capturedmania.
- It's mine, isn't it?
- Are you a bulb? Cause you bring light to my life.
- A high watt L.E.D. Light baby.
- You're like a bird who wants to fly but caught in a cage. Let me be your key to freedom.
- No one's caught you know, but I'll like to get free with you.
- Let's save water? By not showering together but going to the water park!
- ROFL
- Are you a bowl? Cause I want to pour my heart into it.
- Bowl? Seriously?
- You're like salt, as strong as it hits our taste buds, you hit my heart likewise.
- The salt of love!
- Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder you've swiftly taken away my heart.
- It's on a run!
- You're like that drug, once you take it, there's no going back.
- Strong.
- Can I be your canopy, saving you from heavy rains amidst the woods?
- You could've just brought an umbrella?
- My heart has caught fire cause baby you're a burning flame!
- Fire Extinguisher?
- Will you be my fire extinguisher? Cause whenever I'm near you, I catch fire.
- Beware!
- Let's remove this curtain of modesty, and make love?
- Uh-oh.
- Are you a test? Cause I want to gain good marks without making a single mistake.
- I want you, as simple as it can be.
- If the lockdown happens again, I wanna get lock-downed with you!
- Got to be kidding me!
- Are you some kind of competition? Cause I am ready to crack you up.
- Hahaha!
- Are you my present? Cause it's my birthday today!
- You can get better ones, maybe!
- Were we together in a class? Cause we have undeniable chemistry going on.
- Between us!
- Roses are red, Violets are blue...Oh, my darling, I've stuck with you like glue.
- Oh, shoot!
- Can I follow you? Cause I've always been taught to follow my dreams.
- Ahem.
- I am such a sleepyhead, cause I just keep falling...for you!
- Man!
- If loving you is a sin, I'm ready to commit that sin every single day.
- Loving can't be a sin baby!
Weird and Fun Conversation Ideas and Pick-Ups:
- Be humorous.
- Try not to crack lame jokes.
- Most of the girls look for humor in boys and their future partners, make sure you reflect that side too.
- No cheap jokes, even while joking.
- While being funny and sarcastic know what the other person would like. Limit yourself.
- Creepy lines can work at places, but not too creepy.
- Relate your lines to the other person's profile, can increase the interest.
I hope you have come across a lot of funny pick-up lines until now. Make him/her laugh uncontrollably and get closer!