Bad Pick-up Lines:
DO NOT try using and brainstorming pickups that'll result in your downfall and make you look like an idiot. Anything you're saying make sure it doesn't sound lame, boring or cheap. Make things sound light by using abbreviations like LOL, ROFL, etc. And if you've said something like that, so before it backfires come up with a thing that mends it! Here are some bad pickups which one shouldn't use to impress but to depress:
- Is it just me or you too feel something different?
- Am I your wish come true? Or just a miracle?
- Hey, girl! Is your name train? Cause I want to catch you!
- Are you Usain Bolt? Cause you've been constantly running on my mind lately.
- No Usain bolt. No Rudolph. Just a human being who doesn't want to run in your mind.
- Do you like Donuts? But I Du Not, I like you.
- Can you send me your picture? I want to get it framed and put up on my main wall.
- Can I get your address, I have a surprise package for you!
- It's gonna be you yourself, right?
- You're soo precious, you should be kept in a museum!
- I've heard public washrooms are good for making out? Will you visit one with me?
- You're like a lost princess, and I am like your knight in shining armor.
- Are you an Astronaut in space? Cause your ass is just out of this world!
- That doesn't even make sense!
- Hey, girl! I was seeing you from a distance, your positions are not right, let me correct them.
- Changing my positions for you? Never.
- Beautiful roses for this beautiful girl! (using rose emoticons)
- Try that in person, maybe it helps.
- Are you a turn-on? Cause whenever I see you I get horny.
- If you were a dessert, you would be my-mousse.
Creep and Commonly Used Pick-up Lines:
- Is your father a terrorist? Cause you're a bomb.
- Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
- Do I look like a First-aid Kit?
- My doctor told me I'm missing Vitamin U. Can you help me?
- Go on, feel my jacket. It's made of boyfriend material!
- OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?
- I am no genie, But I will make your wishes come true.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
- Really? Confidence or Over-confidence?
- Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more.
- Shut Up!
Got familiar with the types of creepy and disgusting pick-ups one can use on you and can be used on you! Beware: Save yourself before it backfires!
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